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Emotionally Attached To Fictional Dragons T-Shirt
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Emotionally Attached To Fictional Dragons T-Shirt

Color: Charcoal
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$19.99
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Made for the BookTok girls whose shelves are full, carts are fuller, and TBRs are completely out of control.

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Soft. Dark. Essential.

For the girls who like their books dark, their men morally questionable, and their coffee iced year-round. Printed on the buttery-soft Gildan Softstyle 64000 T-Shirt, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and made for late-night reading binges, emotional damage, and feral book club behavior. The relaxed unisex fit gives that effortless “stole it from his closet” vibe while staying soft enough to live in.

Warning: may cause public thirsting over fictional men.

Now go on, babygirl. Add to cart like the impulsive little menace you are.

Made To Be Like ​Xaden Riorson

Built to Last - Engineered with heavy-duty, double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Like armor, it’s designed to survive the harshest conditions and repeated wear without breaking.


Seamless Construction - A masterclass in stealth. The quarter-turned design eliminates the center crease entirely, maintaining its flawless silhouette no matter how hard it’s pushed.


Zero Distractions - Clean and uncompromising. The quick tear-away label strips away everything you don't need, leaving only pure, tagless comfort behind.

Obsess Over It or Drop It
  • 30-Day Guarantee: Obsessed or your money back. If you don't absolutely love your tee, we'll refund it within 30 days. No drama.

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Some things shouldn’t be compromised. We don’t do shortcuts, and we know you don’t either. You need a shirt that speaks your mind so you don't have to, built to endure whatever comes next. No cheap tricks, no outsourcing—just premium, domestic quality, strictly printed in the USA out of Florida and Texas. Bold, high-quality tees for the women who run the show and know exactly what they want.

Do you ship internationally?

World domination requires worldwide shipping. No matter where you’re tracking us from, we’ll get it to your door.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

We don't leave you hanging. The second your package heads out, a tracking number hits your inbox so you can stalk your delivery all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

No scratchy, stiff fabrics here. We use premium, ultra-soft materials for all our tees—built to endure daily chaos and still feel like a second skin. Exact materials vary depending on the piece, but you’ll find the full breakdown on each individual product page.